Expired Cultivation: Immortality with a Shelf Life

“Fairy, put your sword away! Swing it a few more times and it might be out of warranty!”

When she went into seclusion to seek enlightenment, I waited outside her door to remind her:

“Fairy, don’t hold it in for too long. Even your Dao heart has an expiration date!”

The fairy went from coldly ignoring me to gritting her teeth, and finally couldn’t take it anymore. She grabbed me and kept me by her side.

“If you spout any more nonsense, I’ll wring your neck first, you little pest!”