Sky Screen: Taking Little Sizi for Fried Chicken Makes Li Er Drool

Tycoon Su Mu just wants to laze around in his own 200-square-meter café. But then a soft, adorable, food-loving little Xi Zi and the peerlessly beautiful Princess Changle suddenly drop from the sky! At the same time, the Myriad Worlds Sky Screen Livestream System forcibly binds itself to him, projecting every detail of Su Mu’s modern daily life onto the heavens of every dynasty! At first, the ancients of countless dynasties see two Tang princesses fall into the hands of “barbarians” in strange clothes, and they are outraged. Li Er draws the Imperial Sword and roars at the sky: “You villain, don’t you dare hurt my daughters! I’ll cross time and space and cut you down!” But when Su Mu makes little Xi Zi a bowl of instant braised beef noodles, their rich aroma wafts through the sky screen and spreads across the Tang dynasty. Li Shimin looks at the bland boiled mutton in his hands and angrily flips the table! When Su Mu takes Changle for a spin in his supercar, Cao Cao, green with envy, draws his sword and roars: “A steel beast that can travel a thousand miles a day without eating grass! I’d trade the entire Kingdom of Wei for one!” When Su Mu dresses Changle in a modern JK uniform and a figure-hugging skirt, emperors throughout history get nosebleeds. Li Er goes completely berserk: “You villain, don’t you dare ruin my daughter’s virtue!!!” Watching “Imperial Rage +999” messages stream across the sky screen, Su Mu takes a sip of iced cola. “Relax. Tomorrow I’ll take them on a plane and show you what it really means to take to the skies.”