Let You Be a Tour Guide and Take Forbidden Gods on a Tour?

Let you be a tour guide and take forbidden gods on a tour? I do think so! But there's something wrong with the painting style of these gods! Before I came here, I thought of a forbidden god: destroying the world with a wave of his hand, his eyes were cold, and he was full of anger. After arriving—— Scene 1: Receiving the Lord of the Abyss, I handed over the contract with trepidation. What he did: He rolled up the pen with his tentacle and drew a... Cute octopus emoticon at the signature. His request: "Well... I heard that the cat cafe here is very good? I want to try it." Scene 2: Receiving the Doomsday Horn, I thought he would blow the music to destroy the world at any time. His action: took out a saxophone and played "Going Home" affectionately. His complaint: "Hey, my voice has been bad recently, and my voice keeps breaking. Do you have a golden voice throat product here?" Scene Three: Receiving the God of Ancient Wisdom, I am ready to be baptized by the ultimate mystery of the universe. His action: Holding the phone, he asked me solemnly, "My little friend, how should I draw the auxiliary line for this math problem? My son will be entering primary school next week!" I (crying and complaining): "Where is the taboo that was promised? Where is the promised destruction of the world?!" The mysterious organization that secretly monitors me: "Report! The target is taking the gods to visit Pinduoduo again! Requesting instructions!"