
I'm Going to Play Against Barcelona Right Away, but I Can't Play Football!
马上登场踢巴萨但我不会踢球啊!
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When I saw the male protagonist's name for the first time, I thought the system had something to do with Kaka. After all, Chen Duling's father is a die-hard Juventus fan. I really can't understand the name Ricardo.
After seeing the latest chapter, I can only say that this book is not suitable for me, so goodbye. But I still can't help but want to say something, why doesn't the protagonist join the Spanish national team? Even if he ends up playing for the national football team, there is no need to be so decisive now. First: It was him who was banned by the Football Association, not the protagonist who took the initiative to join the Spanish national team in order to win the Hercules Cup. Second: Many people in the comment area say that they are flirting with foreigners. Then when they are being treated unfairly, they still lick their faces to please China. Isn't this charming? Chinese etiquette in the Spring and Autumn Period emphasizes "How should you treat me, how should I treat you?" I actually have a lot to say, but I'm not well-educated and can't hold it in my heart. I don't agree with the protagonist joining the Spanish national team. I just feel that the author's way of handling it is not suitable for me. So goodbye
Fighting strength collapsed
It is hard to imagine that an 18-year-old player can win the Premier League Golden Boot in half a season in a relegation team. How will you get promoted next? Or are you writing an urban fantasy, and then the male protagonist won't eat beef?
Not playing football, or on the way to play football? Playing innocently? This category has been spoiled. In reality, those who go abroad are extremely spoiled. People who write novels or play football on the Internet are actually innocent. With such a big reputation, so many young models, and so many female stars, isn't it good? Everyone takes what they need, they are actually being innocent, bye bye
This is not like copying the crown prince of Manchester United, but he can't play football? Why do we know each other so well? ? ? ?
In competitive novels, the most boring thing is to encounter a weak team and be targeted and lose, or to encounter a strong cup team that is useless for the team's relegation, to break through the bottleneck and win with a big score.
I read Chapter 7, which happened to be the end of a debut game, but the rhythm was very messy, because there were too many descriptions off the court rather than the content of the game, and it was not enjoyable. After a goal is scored, it cuts to the on-field commentary outside the field, then the TV commentary, and finally the Happy Bean commentary, and then there are audience comments behind these commentary. There is not much game content to watch in one chapter. You should focus on the game content during the game, and the off-field content can be written after the game. This will be more enjoyable, otherwise it will be pure interference. I have read many football novels before and liked this word count, and I just gave up because these are invalid content to me, and it is no different from not watching it. I hope the author can continue to work hard
I can write seven or eight pictures of a game and not finish it. The key details are all played on the field. I only feel that I am grinding the numbers and grinding the readers.
After reading the introduction and the name of the main character, I can't stand it.
I even opened the first one and looked at it. The protagonist is purely Chinese. What does it mean to be named Ricardo? Even if your name is Li Tieniu, it sounds better than this. I'm so tired of these abstract protagonist names. You don't think that choosing a unique and unique name that is humorous will attract readers, right? Or screening readers?
Why are the protagonists of Qidian Football Articles all robots, with nothing but football? The real world is not like this either. They serve pure football and have no human touch at all.
There is no need to make every game like a final. I only watch the game for 90 minutes. Is it reasonable for me to watch a game for 4 days?
You, the author, are just writing about football. You have family members and have passed it by. You are old enough and you don't have a happy life. You just changed the title of the book to The True Monk... Forget it! ! !
Don't you have any books about playing for the Japanese team?
One is that the main character is still a teenager or even younger; the other is that the commentators are amateurs and are taboo. They will not comment on whether a certain awesome player is from a certain country in the league, but will say the number (or position, name) of a certain team. Think about it, why do people only mention the team and jersey number or name?
Are pig feet gay? I've read Chapter 200 and keep playing football. You're a robot🤖
How do you say that half of the current football questions are commentary, and one-third of the commentary is stadium commentary, one-third CCTV commentary, one-third Happy Bean, and the remaining half and one-half are writing systems and one-half is the main text. Running football writing is really interesting.
It's so good, it's like an ancient urban fantasy novel.
The protagonist in Chapter 78 is still a eunuch. . . . . . . . . . Speechless
Speechless
I just saw Chapter 11. A super aerial player who just scored 3 headers against Barcelona wants to be loaned to the Premier League? What kind of brain circuit does the high center forward who hits the goal at the critical moment not seize the opportunity to use during the rookie welfare period? There is an empty dominator on the bench, so the opponent must prepare a high school defender as a substitute.
Not good-looking
The game always likes the plot of being chased first and being chased by the first, and the latest chapter also has a retarded saying, that is, there is no need to defend and only attack. Atletico Madrid is attacking with others. Are they sure they are not always being chased by the second?
Recently I discovered that football writers are either running away from Barcelona or want to play for Barcelona. Barcelona has been in decline for such a long time and they are still thinking about it. Could it be that young people who have experienced its peak period grow up and write novels, with it all in their minds?
Good-looking, ups and downs, 6 recommendation votes sent to you
No, why do you always like to write about gambling? You are a master at screening readers in the first chapter.
The national football team is not weak, 14th in Asia and 91st in the world. Isn't this ranking in the middle and upper reaches? National football players play football at no cost to the country. Is it necessary to be so harsh on the national football team?
The game is currently updated to Chapter 20, with a fast pace and no procrastination. The only drawback is that there seems to be no obvious climax (continental level competition) within Chapter 30. Now the Premier League relegation team is making a counterattack.
AI cultural creation
The fourth official raised his sign. No. 28. He sat on the bench for 80 minutes and his legs were cold. But there was no time to think about that. Get on the stage. Ninety thousand people at Camp Nou. A close-up of the big screen hit him on the face - his expression was like that of a young man being captured. Commentary: "No. 28, Entered the squad for the first time, without any official football match record." In the 88th minute, the first touch of the ball. The left back made a cross pass with normal strength. He bent down and stretched out his hand - he turned it halfway to his chest, and the ball hit his collarbone and bounced five meters away. The winger on the opposite side picked it up and pushed forward directly. He turned around and chased after him. He was used to chasing people in football. He caught up with him in three steps and pushed the person out of the sideline with a heavy shoulder. The referee didn't call it. The ball is back. Yamal covered his face on the sidelines. In the 89th minute, the second foot touched the ball. The long pass came from the backcourt, and he jumped up to fight for the top - NBA vertical jump, half a head higher than the opponent's center back, but he had no control over the direction of the header, and it went to his own goalkeeper. The goalkeeper was startled and kicked out. In the 91st minute, corner kick. Fermin fired a curve ball and landed behind the ball. Everyone was piled in the middle, and he stood at the back - not because of the tactical arrangement, but because he didn't know where to stand. The ball is coming. He jumps. This time he was not thinking about heading skills - he was thinking about rebounding. Fighting for position, timing of take-off, and shaking the head with force from the waist and abdomen—all are basketball muscle memories. The ball hit his forehead with a "bang" at an awkward angle, grazing the near post and going in. He was still looking for the ball after landing. The audience was silent for half a second. Then it exploded. Yamal was the first to rush over and jump on his back. Pedri smiled and shook his head. Flick stood on the sidelines with his arms folded and the corners of his mouth moved. 1-1. 93Rd minute. Absolutely flat. In the mixed interview area, reporters stopped him: "How does it feel to score your first career goal?" He was sweating and his breathing had not calmed down: "My homework is due tomorrow."
Just like the robots, there is no other content except competitions and competitions...
Volume 3, Chapter 72 is simply outrageous You have to lose on purpose
Let's put it aside and clarify the situation for some people who don't know why they call him "Yo west", and for some people who are pretending to be pretentious and look at other fans and fans.
Too lazy to post again, just take a screenshot
Shennong tested poison
It's okay to look at it, the protagonist is invincible, and he has been the world's number one center for half a season. The center forward has all the attributes needed to score goals, scoring 30 goals in 19 Premier League games. Many attributes that seem to be just basic max-level attributes are much more powerful than various legendary players who have become famous in this way. Can't use my brain to study it carefully