A Dating Sim Invades Journey to the West

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've unlocked a romance game! Go out there and have a sweet, swoon-worthy romance!]

"This is the Journey to the West, a world teeming with gods and Buddhas. It's not some light novel or anime. You want me to date someone? Are you out of your mind?"

[Rewards: Seventy-Two Transformations, Lawful Embodiment of Heaven and Earth, the Diamond Cutter, the Purple-Gold Gourd...]

"Hah. My principles won't waver."

Years later.

"So the Heavenly Dao told you to use love to change the world, and promised you all sorts of magical treasures and powers as rewards?"

"That's right."

"And you went along with it?"

"Of course not! I, Niu Yunfan, Jade-Faced Bull King of Mount Cuiyun, ruler of the Women's Kingdom, peerless Great Sage of the Demon Tribe, Great Love Bodhisattva of this age, Great Love Buddha of ages to come, and Benevolent Emperor of the Heavenly Court, rose from a lowly little demon to where I am today through my own hard work!"