Douluo: Saint Teacher with Ghost Back, Writing Books to Become a God

[This book is also known as: After Writing Battle Through the Heavens, I Broke All the Characters in Douluo!]

[Lighthearted daily life + hilarious memes + humiliating Tang San and those who pick fights]

My name is Su Mo. I transmigrated to Holy Soul Village, poor and destitute, with a seriously ill mother.

Fortunately, I'm exceptionally gifted. I learned to read at three and wrote books at five, and my literary works stunned Spirit Hall.

After earning the approval of Confucius, I awakened a Saintly Body Martial Soul and gained the ability to grow stronger without limit from the rewards I received.

After Tang San read Battle Through the Heavens, he grasped the true meaning of being a protagonist and gained an invincible talent in return.

After Su Yuntao read Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he grasped wisdom bordering on the supernatural and gained the legacy of Zhuge Liang.

After Dugu Bo read about Bian Que, he mastered the supreme way of medicine and gained peerless immortal herbs.

I crush all under heaven, establish Jixia Academy, and ascend to godhood.

My name is Yu Xiaogang. In my previous life, I trained a god, but he didn't take me with him to the divine realm. He left me to grow old and die in the mortal world.

In this life, I've been reborn. I've decided to control him and reclaim everything that belongs to me!

But why has everything about Douluo gone completely off the rails?

All the disciples have become Su Mo's students.

Tang San: Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a poor young man! Blue Silver, open the heavens!

Ma Hongjun: I decide my own fate, not Heaven! Whether I'm a farmyard chicken or a phoenix is for me to say! Iron Mountain Lean!

Oscar: You think Food-type Soul Masters are weak in battle? Take this, my Wish-Fulfilling Golden Cudgel Sausage!

Xiao Wu: Master, sleep with me!

Zhu Zhuqing: Benefactor, I can never repay you!

Ning Rongrong: Master, I want it!

Even the women I loved in my previous life have changed.

Liu Erlong: You've disappointed me so much.

Bibi Dong: You're not fit to hold a candle to Su Mo!

Everything has changed. So what was the point of being reborn?!