I Am a Big Landowner in the Republic of China

I own the land, and thousands of acres of fertile farmland belong to me. The tenants line up to pay rent, so why not? I have a bodyguard, a team of quick guns to protect the courtyard. Patrolling the village is like marching, so why not. I have a granary with mountains of rice and noodles. In the year of disaster? There are only good years here, so why bother? I have a blunderbuss, made in Germany. If you don't have a good eye, why don't you try it? No problem. I have money, so much money that I can make noise in a radius of hundreds of miles, so why not? Here, I am the king of this area. If you obey, you must obey; if you don't obey, you must obey!