[Funny + Bamboo Shooting + Counter Routine + Double Strength]
When Jiang Suisui opened her eyes, she not only became a stupid girl in the general's palace with a bad brain, but she also faced the death penalty for assaulting the regent's breasts.
In order to keep Xiang Shang's head, she had to use her lifelong skill - deception.
"My lord, have you ever seen gangsters fighting? This is called guerrilla warfare!"
"My lord, can you turn your face into a meal? This is what we call fighting to support war!"
Unexpectedly, this deception not only saved his head, but also deceived Xiao Hechuan, the cold-faced king of hell, into a cripple.
Later.
"Report——! The princess and her men snatched Prince Beiyan's underwear back!"
"Report——! The princess said that Tanhua Lang is too weak and she wants to break off the engagement. If he doesn't break off, he will be beaten to death!"
Xiao Hechuan rubbed his brows, but the corners of his mouth raised crazily: "Let her go. Beat me to death and bury her."
The whole capital is trembling: Can this crazy couple be locked up and not come out to cause harm to others?
