Internet Slang Witch Doesn't Want to Take on the Responsibility of Saving the World

Her name is Aige Feili - she is the "Internet slang" witch. Her black and gold twin tails are tied tighter than the KPI. When she wears sunglasses, no one will love her. Being deeply rooted in the Internet industry and proficient in P (PPT) M (Meme) V (Vlog/Video) D (Debug), what you get in exchange is not the glory of dominating the Internet, but being forced by the system to "close the loop", "align" and "open up the underlying logic" every day. The devil has retired to open a cafe, and she is still writing a "feasibility report on the salvation project." When brave men form a team, doomsday strikes, and the world is at stake, she just wants to send a message to her circle of friends: "Save whoever you want to save. This witch has applied for annual leave and is in the 'lay down mode', please don't disturb me." However, the algorithm of fate always loves "accurate push" - the devil suddenly sent an invitation to cooperate: "Let's build a 'doomsday sharing economic platform' together?" The brave captain sent her a private message: "Sister, can you lend me your 'user growth magic'?" Even her staff was automatically updated to the "intelligent voice assistant version", and she said: "I have detected that you are in a low mood, and I suggest you activate the 'ruin mode'." Thus, an epic adventure triggered by "I don't want to do it anymore" was officially launched.