Help, the Queen Mother Is Naturally so Stupid!

I dropped my cell phone into the sewer while walking and accidentally became the Queen Mother? Qiao Yuanhe looked at the emperor, who was 4 years older than him, deep in thought... The harem was full of dangers, the poppy was dead, so the three-year-old prince could be raised and played by himself! Wearing a cold mask, she pretended to be cruel and vicious. Privately, she was keen on dressing up and dancing in beautiful clothes: "Qingqing, how beautiful does this look?" "Don't dare." "What's not to dare? Just tell me." "Of course the empress is the most beautiful." The little eunuch suddenly transformed into a powerful nine-thousand-year-old man. He gently touched her finger and said, "Mother... You provoked me first."