Interstellar Delivery Cat: My Master Is Top-Notch

Who in the family understands? I, Lin Goudan, 24 years old, was laid off at a large factory. At three o'clock in the morning, my 15-pound fat orange buried my layoff notice in cat litter. I was also bound to an interstellar live broadcast delivery system - I became the exclusive agent of this fat orange. If I couldn't meet the KPI, I had to eat cat food for three months! Even instant noodles are not allowed to be touched! This fat orange named Orange is a top interstellar reserve for genetic evolution. He sells interstellar cat litter and dried alien fish through live broadcasts. Only when his GMV exceeds 100 million can he unlock his evolved form. If he fails to complete the task, he will punish me by eating low-quality chicken-flavored cat food. He even wants to break up with me even with milk tea and barbecue hot pot! The premiere was overturned. Orange Seat was scolded as a "greasy fat orange" after licking his hair throughout the whole process. However, it became a hit because of me, and the GMV exceeded 10 million; The AI live broadcast assistant had a convulsion and translated "cat litter" into "interstellar rare ore". Alien passers-by placed crazy orders, and I was almost regarded as a fraudster by the system; The interstellar bad review mechanism is even more outrageous: if the delivery is overtime, the planet's core will be compensated. During the live broadcast of Orange Zodiac, slime eats dried fish and turns into a rainbow, and the bad review is directly converted into a full score; What's even more outrageous is that when an interstellar war breaks out, all the Zerg soldiers are its cloud-shocking officers. Orange controls the mechas by bringing goods with KPI, using the alien fleet as the background of the live broadcast, and wins the war by skipping subject three! Now, Orange has become the god of goods in the universe, and I have become the humblest and most glorious shit shoveler in the universe. And my biggest wish is to have another bite of instant noodles and not have to be a laborer for this fat orange anymore QAQ