Plum Blossom Surprise

What would you do if Heaven chose you one day? Shen Er: Huh? Me? I can’t do anything. Then learn. Shen Er: In that case, I want to learn swordsmanship and sweep away the chaos plaguing the world with a single strike! Someone skilled with all kinds of weapons appeared and beat Shen Er until she was sprawled on the ground. Shen Er: ...Maybe I’ll switch to literature instead. But I can’t read. That person also happened to be a renowned calligrapher, peerless in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. Shen Er simply flopped onto the ground. “I quit! Whoever wants the job can do it!” All she wanted was to live a good life, but there were some things she had no choice but to do...