Tianmu: Bringing Xiao Sizi to Celebrate the New Year Will Shock All Dynasties

The Spring Festival is approaching, and Su Chen, a young drifter from Beijing, is worried about not being able to get a high-speed rail ticket to go home. Unexpectedly, a little Sizi, the Princess of Jinyang of the Tang Dynasty, wearing a pink skirt and bare feet, suddenly falls on the bed! Su Chen thought she was a lost Hanfu model, so she had no choice but to pack her up and take her back to her hometown in the countryside to celebrate the New Year. Little did they know, all of this was broadcast live to all dynasties in real time from the canopy overhead! When Su Chen took Xiao Sizi on the Fuxing high-speed train with a speed of 350 kilometers per hour, Great Qin Ancestor Dragon Ying Zheng sat up in shock: "What is this? Traveling thousands of miles a day, is this the ultimate form of the Mohist machine beast? If I had this thing, why would the Huns care about it!" Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty looked at his daughter eating a hot box lunch: "What is that? It can be heated without making a fire? My Sizi actually eats better than me?" When Su Chen took Xiao Sizi to the rural market to buy New Year's goods, looking at the red lanterns and mountains of pork and candies all over the streets, Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty broke his guard: "What? Can you eat that red fruit (cherries) freely? Why is no one snatching the pork? When the people of future generations celebrate the New Year, they will be richer than our palace?" From offering sacrifices to the stove on New Year's Eve, to making dumplings on New Year's Eve; from giving red envelopes for New Year's greetings on New Year's Day, to watching lanterns during the Lantern Festival. Su Chen: "Come on, Sizi, call your grandparents, and this big red envelope will be yours!" Xiao Sizi: "Hehe, Xiao Nangjun, this one is good, and that one is also good! I don't want to go back to the palace~" And Li Er, who was far away in the Tang Dynasty: "Boy Su Chen! I order you... To give Sizi two more mouthfuls of meat! By the way, can you also send me some of that divine water called Coke?"