Abyss Applied for Me to Be the Awakener

The third hour after my phone was out of service due to overpayment, I received an offer from the "Abyss Human Resources Department". The interviewer is a bronze lamp that can curse. It says that the position is called "Awakening Master" and the KPIs include turning comets, teaching black holes to negotiate prices, and regularly feeding the boss's tail. The benefits of becoming a full-time employee read: eternal life, interdimensional medical insurance, and a nebula that belongs to you. I pointed to the mold wall in the rental house and asked, "Can you fix this first?" The bronze lamp was silent for three seconds, and then gold began to rain outside my window. ——Although the police came ten minutes later. [Be careful when entering society | Why does your next job have to be a human being]