My Best Friend Said Her Dad Was Cold and Aloof, but After We Got Our Marriage License, He Got Drunk and Pounced on Me

[Marriage First, Love Later + Secret Crush + Age Gap + Daddy] Lin Hua had an underage best friend who said her dad was so chaste he made a monk look worldly, and probably couldn’t perform. Her friend also said she needed a mom. Lin Hua had just broken up with her boyfriend, and her ex had gotten engaged. In a moment of impulsiveness, she agreed to her friend’s request: a blind date.

The good news: on a whim, she got a marriage license with her best friend’s dad.

The bad news: his chaste-and-abstinent image was a lie. The very night they got their license, he got drunk and attacked her.

Her best friend: “Dad can still get it up? I knew you could do it, bestie!”

After they married, Lin Hua tried to be a good wife, but the man insisted on treating her like his daughter. Well, having a husband with a full-on daddy vibe did come with plenty of perks: he could cook, he knew how to take care of her, and she even had a sweet daughter who knew exactly what she wanted and was determined to help her strip the family of its assets.

Then one day, Lin Hua found an album full of her photos. She stormed over to confront her husband. “Have you been taking pictures of me without my permission?”

Mr. Xie: “Yes. I’ve had a crush on you for a long time, darling.”

Lin Hua was stunned. It wasn’t until he kissed her senseless that she realized she’d fallen into his tender trap long ago.

_ Her ex called off his engagement and begged her to get back together. “You loved me for your entire youth. I don’t believe you can bear to leave me.”

Lin Hua: “A good ex should be as if he were dead. Look, childhood sweethearts are the biggest lie. Let’s stop lying to ourselves, okay?”

Gu Zheng’s eyes turned red. That one word, “brother,” sent him straight to hell!

Huahua, I regret it. I regret it so much, I’m dying.