I Can Read Minds, So All You Green Teas and White Lotuses, Get Lost!

Jian Yi woke up one day to discover she was the villainess in an entertainment-industry novel. The male lead was a powerful entertainment mogul, and the heroine was Jian Yi’s sworn enemy. The two were about to set off fireworks on a variety show, while Jian Yi was destined to be the cannon fodder who got face-slapped. Hah, a villainess? She refused to accept that fate!

On the first day of filming, she discovered she could hear Gu Yan’s thoughts. On the surface, Gu Yan was expressionless, but inside he was thinking: [This is so boring. Why is everyone so fake? I really need to use the bathroom.]

Jian Yi smiled brightly and casually began whistling. Gu Yan’s expression changed, and he pressed his legs together. What was wrong with her? Why had she suddenly started whistling?

While climbing a mountain, Gu Yan appeared perfectly calm, but was already falling apart inside: [Why are we climbing a mountain? Doesn’t she know I’m afraid of heights?!]

Watching Gu Yan’s legs tremble uncontrollably, Jian Yi remarked, “Mr. Gu, you’re pretty good at break dancing. Your moves have a great rhythm.”

At a group drinking session, Gu Yan seemed able to hold his liquor, but inside he was thinking: [I’m doomed, I can’t hold back this burp!]

Tang Miaomiao came over to offer him a drink. Pretending it was an accident, Jian Yi gave Gu Yan a smack on the back. He turned to Tang Miaomiao and went, “Burp~~~.”

Tang Miaomiao: ...