I Munch on Gossip While the Officials Attend Court, Disguised as a Man to Become a Celebrated Chancellor!

Before dawn, Lin Weizhi was forced to attend court. Lin Weizhi had this to say: “Dressing as a man is one thing, but now I have to attend court too? I have it worse than a donkey on a production team! Do we really have to risk our necks doing this?” Lin Qiaoshi replied, “My child, it’s your fate!” Lin Weizhi was at a loss. And while other people who transmigrate at least awaken Systems that speak like normal people, she awakened a System that lets her become a renowned minister by gossiping. She understood every single word, but why did they sound so strange strung together?

At court, Lin Weizhi was always ready to dig into some juicy gossip.

[The aloof emperor is actually a furry, but he’s too broke to do anything but groom horses like a royal stable boy.]

[The Chief Clerk of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices, her immediate superior, and his wife are both having an affair with the Vice Minister of Revenue. And the rockery in the Vice Minister’s residence is made of gold, worth more than the emperor’s throne!]

[The neighboring kingdom’s eldest princess is actually a surviving royal from the previous Xia dynasty, and she’s also carrying the former dynasty’s treasure!]

Lin Weizhi: “Whoa, this is exciting!”

The officials and Emperor Xia Ling, who accidentally overheard Lin Weizhi’s thoughts: “Whoa, this is exciting!”

With Lin Weizhi and her System, Great Xia soon grew rich, its treasury overflowing and its ranks full of talent. They mastered everything from hybrid rice to all manner of other skills.

Emperor Xia Ling and his ministers: “It feels great to win without lifting a finger!”

Lin Weizhi: “Listen to yourselves. Does that even make sense?”