I Tell Fortunes, You Snack on Gossip: The True Heiress Makes a Fortune With Her Mystical Arts

[Fake and real heiress + metaphysics and fortune-telling + the whole family’s desperate atonement + face-slapping and putting scumbags in their place] Taichu, who failed to ascend, transmigrated into An Ran, the real heiress cast aside by a wealthy family. The family not only refused to take their daughter back, but also demanded that Taichu keep her head down and behave herself to protect their fake heiress. Keeping a low profile was out of the question. In Taichu’s dictionary, there was no such thing as swallowing an insult, and revenge never waited until tomorrow. Anyone who dared to pick a fight got a sharp retort that made them question their entire existence.

With a sheet of cardboard and a business license, Taichu set up shop beneath an overpass. She read faces, interpreted characters, summoned spirits, caught ghosts, gambled on stones, read feng shui, and located auspicious burial sites… She made a roaring success of it all on her own.

A little scene:

A sharply dressed executive sobbed behind his hands. “Master, my wife has been missing for years. I miss her so much.”

Taichu pointed behind him. “Your wife was beaten to death by you. She’s clinging to your back right now.”

That afternoon, the executive was taken away by the police.

A cocky rich kid scoffed. “I’ve never believed in frauds like you.”

Taichu smiled and nodded. “The bracelet on your wrist is an object of yin energy. Someone arranged a ghost marriage for you.”

Two days later, the rich kid’s roommate was taken away by the police.

A business tycoon declared, “I got where I am entirely through my own hard work.”

Golden light shone in Taichu’s eyes. “You certainly have worked hard at evading taxes and smuggling contraband.”

A week later, the business tycoon was taken away by the police.

Much later, Xiao Mo took Taichu’s hand, his voice hesitant. “I was only helping out at the local police station. You don’t have to keep bringing me cases…”

Having a wife like this was wonderful. He was making a great career for himself in law enforcement, without having to worry about going home to inherit the family business.