After My Whole Family Heard My Thoughts, They Took Out the Heroine

Chu Xiaoxiao is sent into a book and becomes cannon fodder, destined to be drowned at birth. Furious, she saves herself and leads her family in changing their fate as cannon fodder. [The whole household is headed for the executioner's block, and her useless father is largely to blame.] [The emperor is an idiot.] [The heroine wants to become emperor? Not a chance.] Chu Xiaoxiao's mind races with one-liners. The emperor is delighted and urges the eight-year-old crown prince: “Find a way to bring Miss Chu home, or I'll break your legs.” The crown prince is overjoyed. “I'll get it done!” Chu Xiaoxiao: “Get lost! I'm only three!”