Spill the Tea! The Harem Consorts Read My Mind and Stop Fighting for Favor

[Gossip System + Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts + Family Favorite + Cannon Fodder Comeback + Lighthearted, Over-the-Top Fun] Lu Li was a little lucky koi from Peach Blossom Abyss. On the second day after taking human form, she was struck by a bolt of heavenly lightning and blown to pieces. It was a wrongful death: the Heavenly Dao had struck the wrong person. To make it up to her, the Heavenly Dao sent her to be reborn as a princess of the Great Xia Kingdom. And, to keep her from getting bored, it gave her a gossip System so she could learn all the palace’s secrets without ever stepping outside.

But Lu Li never expected that this muddleheaded Heavenly Dao had sent her to the wrong place. Sure, she was a princess, but she was only cannon fodder! Her father’s dynasty was about to be overthrown. After being framed, her mother would die a gruesome death beneath the palace wall. Her own brother would be stolen away and raised to be useless, then pushed into a pond and drowned. This princess’s good days wouldn’t last long.

[Lu Li: Heaven, I’m never calling you Grandpa again, because you clearly don’t treat me like your granddaughter.]

After working out the dates, Lu Li realizes she won’t live to see her third birthday. So she gives up and starts shamelessly indulging in gossip and snarky commentary. But as she keeps dishing about the scandals, the whole story changes. Her father’s dynasty survives, her mother becomes empress, and her brother becomes a renowned physician. She becomes crown princess, and her father chases after her, begging her to inherit the throne. The consorts, princes and princesses, and officials across the court unite to make Great Xia the greatest nation in the world. They even conquer the lands across the sea belonging to those blue-eyed, blond-haired foreigners. Huh? How did everything turn out so differently?