My Fortune-Telling Livestream Is So Popular That Tycoons Worldwide Beg Me to Come Out of Hiding

To find her parents, Hong Shu, a left-behind child, started livestreaming fortune-telling with a group of orphans. Who knew livestreaming could also earn merit and help her cultivate immortality? Hong Shu was thrilled. Time to hit the books! A viewer in the livestream: “Master, can you tell me where my husband is?” Hong Shu: “Your husband… He mutated because of the nuclear wastewater!” A viewer in the livestream: “Master, what should I do if my younger brother can’t find a wife?” Hong Shu: “Your mom even has to help him use the toilet. Maybe ask if one of the old ladies in your village would marry him?” A viewer in the livestream: “My younger brother is hardworking. Can you tell me when he’ll get married?” Hong Shu: “No wife for him, but there’s an undeveloped fetus in a cardboard box.” … Later, everyone in the livestream cried out desperately: “Master, help! People are going to die!!!” Hong Shu: “Relax. It’s just a ghost uprising. I’ll send them packing with one slipper!”