After Marrying the Underworld King, She Is Doted on Every Day

I went to burn paper offerings at a grave and mistook the grave marker. By accident, I awakened a thousand-year-old ghost. I thought it was just an accident, but it dredged up ties from my past and present lives. Out of guilt over his past life, the thousand-year-old ghost disguised himself as a woman and became my bestie. He nearly turned me gay. Me: “The heavens are fair. They gave you a gorgeous face, but not an enviable figure. Hahahahaha, you don’t even have a pair of steamed buns.” “And?” “So why do you have guys chasing after you when I don’t?” I’m a woman, at least! The old ghost isn’t even a woman. Tell me, isn’t that infuriating? I could cry. The old ghost sighed softly. “There, there, don’t cry. I’ll pursue you.”