Is My Sect Full of Villains? Relax, I’ll Slack Off First

My name is Ju Luo. I transmigrated into a Mary Sue cultivation novel, and in my effort to stay alive until a ripe old age, I somehow ended up as the villain's head disciple. Whatever. I just want to keep my head down, but things have gotten a little tricky.

“Master, Junior Sister has taken a six-tailed demon fox as her spirit pet!”

Me: “Master, don't get worked up. If I say he shamelessly insisted on becoming my servant, will you believe me?”

Six-Tailed Demon Fox: …

“Master, Junior Sister went on a rampage at the Demon-Slaying Assembly, and our sect somehow came in first!”

Me: “Master, calm down. If I say everyone let us win, will you believe me?”

The other sects: …

Years later, my master gets drunk every day. “This is so boring, disciple. Your master needs to stretch his muscles!”

Me: “Last month we set fire to Penglai Immortal Island. The month before, we snuck into the Hehuan Sect and stole the female disciples' clothes. And the month before that…”

My master slaps his thigh. “All right, that's enough. This month it's the Leiyin Sect's turn…”

I rub my hands together excitedly. “Let's go?”

Master: “Let's go!”

The cultivation world has barely enjoyed half a month of peace before the wails of the major sects ring out again. “Good grief, Immortal Venerable Yanmo is here with that invincible little devil of a disciple! Hurry, set up a barrier and stop them!”

P.S. There is a male lead and an official pairing. The heroine is a lazy little villainous junior sister from a villain sect. She slacks off in some areas, but she isn't actually lazy. Emphasis on two words: villainous! If you can't handle villain protagonists, read at your own risk! [Comedy + absurdity + plot twists + stress relief + silliness]