I Joined a Dating Show with My Secretly Married Actor Husband, and the Whole Internet Is Shipping Us

[Goofy, hilarious “vase” actress ✖️ cool, aloof, icy top-tier star] The entertainment world is abuzz with rumors that vase actress Qi Ruan is a shameless attention-seeker who loves to put on an act. So when news breaks that she’ll be appearing on a dating show with top-tier star Lu Yanshen, the hot searches explode, and netizens wait for her to make a fool of herself so they can tear into her. After the show begins, Qi Ruan sidles up to Lu Yanshen one day and whispers, “I ate a peach today. Guess what kind?” Lu Yanshen: “What kind?” Qi Ruan: “I’m doomed to fall in love with you!” Lu Yanshen: …Netizens jump to their feet and yell, “Of course she’s an attention-seeking schemer!” Another time, while the guests are playing a game, Qi Ruan suddenly asks Lu Yanshen, “What’s your zodiac sign?” Lu Yanshen: “Capricorn.” Qi Ruan beams with pride. “Wrong. You were tailor-made for me.” Lu Yanshen: (smiles) Netizens: ??? The Nth time, Qi Ruan gazes at him with deep affection. “Lu Yanshen, ever since I saw you, I can only choose scissors in rock-paper-scissors, because you’re my rock.” Netizens: We can’t take any more of Qi Ruan’s cheesy pickup lines. Lu Yanshen, hurry up and scold her! Instead, Lu Yanshen dominantly grabs Qi Ruan by the waist and pins her against the wall. “Are these all things you truly mean?” Qi Ruan looks innocent. Armed with the roles of a devoted lovesick fool and a vicious supporting actress, she puts the white lotus in her place, flirts with the star, roasts the haters, and showers everyone with sweetness on the dating show. Her reputation turns around, she clears her name and becomes a sensation, and she and the star become a wildly popular couple. The haters are dumbfounded, shouting that dating shows are all scripted and they refuse to believe it! Just then, a trending topic drops out of nowhere on Weibo. In the photo, the usually aloof and refined man is kneeling to put shoes on Qi Ruan. [Lu Yanshen: Married for years, and she’s still the love of my life.] The entire internet crashes.