The Sly Third Uncle and I Had a Whirlwind Wedding, and Now I Can't Get Enough

Lin Qingyu is set up by her future mother-in-law and married off to her fiancé's sickly, wheelchair-bound third uncle. She expects married life to be miserable, but he gives her houses and land and pampers her endlessly. The only problem is that her husband is always coughing like he's about to die. Then one day, Lin Qingyu discovers the secret of her sickly husband, who has been coveting her for ages. Lin Qingyu sneers, “Weren't you supposed to be on your deathbed?” Lu Xun replies modestly, “It's all thanks to the way you take care of me, darling.” Lin Qingyu grits her teeth. “Weren't your legs crippled?” Lu Xun breaks into a cold sweat. “I had a famous doctor treat them so our child wouldn't get mocked.” Lin Qingyu explodes. “Lu Xun, is there anything you've said that's actually true?” With a thump, Lu Xun expertly drops to his knees on the keyboard. “Honey, don't be mad. Just hit me instead. Whatever I've done wrong, it's all my fault. Don't upset the baby.” Those who were once tormented by Third Master Lu until they questioned their own sanity: If you're being held hostage, just blink!