The Whole World Wants to Take a Piece of Me

[Delusion-fueled misunderstandings + ensemble cast + goofy comedy + everyday life + invincibility + System] For three whole years, she’s been tested three times, and every time she’s come up as an ordinary person with no aptitude for cultivation. The System she got bound to is absolute garbage. Every sign-in reward is either seeds or mud. To this day, it hasn’t even given her a single coin. So what, is playing in the mud all she’s good for?

Just as she finished thinking that, the System’s daily sign-in reminder rang out: “Your sign-in for today is ready.” Jiang Yu looked at the sign-in screen in her mind. The excitement she’d felt at first was long gone. With no expectations at all, she silently thought: Sign in.

The sign-in screen flashed randomly, then displayed the reward: one farmer.

Jiang Yu read it and swore furiously. “Could you have any sense at all? I can’t even support myself right now, and you’re sending me a farmer? You’re making my already miserable life even worse!”

Just as Jiang Yu was arguing with the System, a dark figure plummeted from the sky and landed squarely on her vegetable stall, smashing it to pieces!

Jiang Yu saw the prompt above the thing that had fallen: [Farmer x1]. The System ignored her ranting, closed the sign-in panel, and quietly took credit for nothing.

Jiang Yu went over and turned the farmer, who’d been knocked unconscious, onto his back. The moment she saw his face!

Her heart leaped with excitement!