The Commandery Princess Survives by Trying to Get Herself Killed Every Day

[Silly comedy + devoted couple + lighthearted + sweet romance] After becoming His Majesty's right hand, the proper Chu Yaoyao intends to diligently complete her missions and earn enough time to return to human form. But as she goes about her daily tasks, she finds that the missions are getting stranger and stranger.

Scene One: Bedroom, bed. One day, the handsome emperor wakes up and discovers that his right hand, which should always be resting obediently by his side, is pressed against his abs, even stroking them back and forth without his control.

The emperor: ???

Scene Two: Main hall, everyone present. Just as the emperor is about to say he wants to take a commandery princess into the palace, he discovers that his right hand is slowly, inch by inch, caressing the face of the young eunuch beside him, against his will. So tender, so intimate, so shocking.

Everyone: !!!

The emperor has such peculiar tastes!

Scene Three: Deep night, the emperor's chambers, an ornate bed. Hearing a commotion in the emperor's room in the middle of the night, the bodyguard enters tensely, ready to catch an assassin. Instead, he finds the usually elegant emperor pressed against the side of the bed, one hand beneath it, apparently flipping through a book. In the faint silence, he can even hear a young woman's laughter.

The bodyguard: ...His Majesty has such strange tastes.

From then on, the emperor never stops embarrassing himself. Everything had been going smoothly until one dark and stormy night, when Chu Yaoyao accidentally spilled wine on her hand and got drunk. Watching the emperor descend into a frenzy, she complains, “Yin Shiyu, don't you love me anymore? Didn't you say I was your favorite, Chu Yaoyao?”

The emperor: !!!