The Spoiled Princess Is Too Arrogant

Yi Jiuling opens her eyes. A pig cage? No, let her try again. She opens her eyes, and there it is again: a pig cage. Well, would you look at that, she’s been reborn at the very moment she was falsely accused of adultery! Enough is enough. She was drowned in a pig cage in her previous life, and she won’t put up with that crap this time! Facing Mo Yanze, the prince who forced her into marriage, Yi Jiuling unleashes her full fighting spirit. “A thousand-year-old turtle, a ten-thousand-year-old tortoise. Since Your Highness loves wearing a cuckold’s hat so much, may you wear it for a thousand autumns!”

Mo Yanze: “This shameless woman is hopeless. How dare she slander me?”

Pregnant and still being framed by that bastard, Yi Jiuling snaps, “You think your Prince of Mobei’s estate is some fancy place? I’ll use it to have a baby, then divorce you as soon as it’s born!”

Mo Yanze: “Why should I let you take a child of the Prince of Mobei’s estate away?”

Later, after her birth family bullies her, Yi Jiuling wipes away nonexistent tears and sobs, “Your Highness, they all ganged up on me.”

Mo Yanze: “Don’t be afraid, Ling’er. I’ll have the hundred thousand imperial guards deal with them.”

Out enjoying herself at the pleasure house, Yi Jiuling is having a grand time. “Your Highness, these ladies are lovely. Shall I bring a few home for you?”

Mo Yanze: “…Don’t tease me, Ling’er. Compared with you, they’re all common flowers.”

Yi Jiuling grows bolder and bolder. “Hah! Didn’t Your Highness once say the baby I was carrying was your brother’s bastard?”

Mo Yanze begs for mercy. “My lady, I was wrong. Tell me, should I kneel on the keyboard or the durian today?”