After My Failed Attempt to Ambush the Yandere Villain

After transmigrating, Shen Jiao finds herself from the start attempting an assassination in full view of everyone. On the verge of tears, she declares that there’s no way she can just lie low! Who would have thought the tyrant would provide such thoughtful, all-in-one service? He even gives her a dagger, then points at his chest and patiently instructs her: “Here, stab right here. Make sure you hit the mark.” Shen Jiao bursts into tears and throws down the knife. Sorry, organization. Sorry, boss. She really can’t outplay him. The whole court is waiting to laugh at her, asking every day: Has Shen Jiao been beheaded yet?

But as they wait, first the emperor sets up an assassin training class, then they catch him secretly holding the female assassin in his arms, his voice low and plaintive: “Jiaojiao, I want a kiss.”