Superstar Mom Takes Center Stage

A C-list actress who had never made much of a splash suddenly finds herself swimming in amazing opportunities. Ads come pouring in, and one major IP after another comes knocking. When she finally learns why, a noble man closes in on her. “Be the mother of my child.” She has accepted so many opportunities from him that she can’t see a reason to refuse, so she nods. Six months later, in the crew’s RV, the baby’s domineering father pins her against the wall. “Who let you take this script? Cut every kissing scene.” Fans protest: Not a single kissing scene? How is that fair?