The Little One Comes Knocking: May Time Never Let You Down

At nineteen, her family schemed against her. She lay helpless on a cold operating table, at the mercy of others, and woke up knowing nothing. At twenty-five, her boyfriend betrayed her. She slapped him and ended things, then ran into a little dumpling who had run away from home. Somehow, she followed him back to his house to drown her sorrows, and, half-drunk and half-awake, flirted with his dad, who promptly kicked her out of bed.

Little Dumpling: “Dad, this is my future wife.”

President Qin: “Get lost.”

Little Dumpling: “Ranran, my dad has no social skills, no manners, and a terrible temper. He's an old man who can't find a wife, so he's going through menopause. We should have some sympathy for the poor old bachelor nobody loves.”