Warhammer: I, Ogryn, the Civilized Man

"Ogryn! It's Ogryn!" "Who is making this nonsense: As long as you travel through the Warhammer universe, no matter how powerful the plug-in is, it's not too much?" In order not to be captured by the Mechanical Priest and sliced up to study "why this Ogryn knows calculus", and in order not to be captured by the Astra Militarum and used as a top soldier to fill the line, Rogge decided to implement a core survival rule: pretend to be stupid. As a result, there are many more legends in the shadow of the universe: About jailbreaking: Are the transport ships of the Ministry of Military Affairs tightly secured? Rogge said: "I... I got lost and accidentally crawled from the ventilation pipe to the lower nest." Five years later, Grix, the Inquisitor of the Rebellion Order, watched the files collapse and roared: "Is this getting lost? This is tactical infiltration! This is a crime of high IQ! This is theft of assets of the Ministry of Military Affairs!" About learning: Clerk: "Why do you want to read the Imperial Code?" Rogge (screaming): "This... This paper is hard and comfortable to rest on your buttocks." Late at night, in a dark shack, Rogge wrote a philosophical paper in Gothic on "On the Dialectical Relationship between Divinity and Humanity, the Lord of Mankind", and conveniently carved a miniature version of the emperor's statue. Until that day, Judge Grix finally blocked Rogge. The black bolt gun was pressed between his eyebrows, and the judge's eyes were bloodshot: "Five years! Do you know how I lived these five years? You liar!" Rogge sighed, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, stood up nearly three meters straight, and his temperament instantly changed from "silly giant beast" to "elegant gentleman". "Sir, please maintain your decency. I am a civilized man. Also, it appears your bolter is unloaded."