After Sacrificing My Winter Homework, I Began an Unusual Cohabitation

#SweetRomance #Comedy #VampirePutsDownRootsForLove #LivestreamingChildcare #UnconventionalCohabitation #InterSpeciesMonstersFamily To make ends meet, I took a winter-break job looking after three kids. I never expected the little troublemakers to sacrifice their winter homework and summon a vampire noble who was so weak he sneezed at the slightest provocation, and was afraid of both sunlight and viruses. To save his life, he signed a contract of servitude on the spot: he'd work as a full-time nanny in exchange for one sip of my blood each month. From then on, my household took a bizarre turn: The castle-bred noble bundled up like a sunproof mummy to pick up the kids, carefully asked whether he needed to chant a spell before using the microwave, and practiced square dancing to fit in with the family. Millions tuned in to watch “The Vampire Dad-Nanny's Makeover” on livestream, and the trending topics went from #HottestOrdinaryNanny# all the way to #VampireHusbandByDay#. Until The Zombie King came knocking to collect a thousand-year-old debt of love, a vampire top-tier star wanted to sign him as an outrageously expensive influencer, and a paranormal blogger camped out hoping to catch us and get famous. Even the Supernatural Affairs Bureau came by to register us, and my family nearly got branded as “the neighborhood crime family”... Meanwhile, my vampire nanny quietly gulped down talisman water and practiced Chinese, all so he could evolve into a Chinese zombie, get a green card, pass the civil service exam, and legally become my family's “lifelong live-in son-in-law.” The three kids raised their hands to vote: “Auntie, say yes already! Then our family will have a vampire uncle-in-law, the Zombie King as a tenant, a Yellow Immortal streamer, and a little sparrow spirit bodyguard who mooches off our spiritual energy every day!” So, can sacrificing your winter homework really kick off an interspecies house-sharing life? Waiting for an answer online. We're already out of room, and it's kind of urgent. #WinterHomeworkSacrificeGuide #LivestreamingChildcareButTheNannyIsAVampire #StraightGirlCountersAllSupernaturalBeings