Douluo Dalu: Signal Tower Martial Soul, Unlimited Airdrops

After transmigrating to Douluo Dalu, he awakens a Signal Tower Martial Soul.

After the blind-eyed god king Su Yuntao certifies it as a Trash Martial Soul, Chen Tianyi feels he’s set.

Every day, he gets a random airdrop loot box and enjoys the thrill of opening it.

He originally thought he could lie low and grow stronger in the village, but a chance encounter with the Sword Douluo while he was out and about led to Chen being brought back to the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

Then things start to get weird.

The aloof Sword and Bone Douluos fight over airdrop loot boxes.

Ning Fengzhi keeps trying to set Chen Tianyi and Rongrong up.

The seven Great Enshrined act like well-behaved schoolchildren, listening to Chen Tianyi’s lessons.

Bibi Dong is terribly ashamed and frantically tries to make up for the motherly love Qian Renxue missed out on.

The taciturn Ye Lingling turns into a chatterbox, all because her Martial Soul has disappeared.

Dugu Bo offers to sell off his entire medicinal garden just to get Chen Tianyi to cure his poison.

The Silver Dragon King becomes fiercely protective of her husband, and the Soul Beast Clan becomes Chen Tianyi’s staunchest backing.

Yu Xiaogang suffers one blow after another, and the Martial Soul Theory he was so proud of is torn to shreds.

Tang San’s “death-seeking ways” stop working, driving him into repeated bouts of cultivation deviation.

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The Shrek Seven Devils? The Spirit Hall Golden Generation?

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