I'm an Evangelion Pilot, So Why Are You Calling Me a Lunatic?

What do you mean, the more socially withdrawn someone is, the stronger their A.T. Field? And what's a Wall of the Heart? What does it mean for Angels to invade Earth? What do you mean, humanity is saved by middle schoolers? What, there's even a Human Instrumentality Project to wipe out all of humanity?

Heh heh heh, what does any of that have to do with me, a lunatic?

Behold, take my Magnetic Field Rotation, one hundred thousand horsepower!

"Where are the Angels? I have no idea." "It won't stop at all." "Blind spot." "I thought it was a speed bump." "Then tell the insurance company." "We're all doing our best to live."

(Neon Genesis Evangelion fan fiction. Fight! Thrill! Fun!)

(Monsters are invading Earth. Angels, don't look back. I'm really your dad.)