Shaking the Three Kingdoms

I suddenly find myself at a loss for words. Forcing myself to say something, all I can say is this: there are far too many novels about the Three Kingdoms, and readers have far too many to choose from. If you want to see Zhao Yun recruited in two hundred words, please pick another book; If you want to see Xun's uncles and nephews brought to their knees in three sentences, please pick another book; If you want the heroes of the Three Kingdoms to suddenly come down with polio or dementia on the day the protagonist arrives, please pick another book; If... then... But if you want to read a Three Kingdoms story that's different, then! Read this one... Conquer the Three Kingdoms Alone I battle Guan and Zhang, with beauties cross the Yangtze; My halberd sweeps ten thousand miles, and the world turns ashen!