After Modifying My Cultivation Techniques, I Led My Family Astray

The Chen family of Luochuan is an immortal clan with a hundred generations of history, and it has always taken pride in its upright, virtuous traditions. That is, until Chen Luo arrived... After somehow finding himself in a world of cultivation, Chen Luo took one look at the family's complicated cultivation manuals and got a headache. Luckily, he had a golden finger! “Cultivation made simple: start by twisting the rules!” Chen Luo declared. Modified Nine Nether Earthly Fiend Art = Bury yourself underground in a coffin Modified Blood-Burning Saber Technique = Be cut into three thousand pieces Modified Spirit Cat Phantom Steps = Chew raw cat legs Modified Thousand-Mile Curse Technique = Hang yourself from a branch in the southeast After modifying the cultivation arts, Chen Luo's progress shot forward by leaps and bounds. His fellow clansmen couldn't sit still and began trying them out too. One exceptionally talented and strong-willed person spent one night being cut into three thousand pieces, perfected the technique, and was unstoppable from then on. Family elder: “Let me state once again: our Chen family of Luochuan is an upright family of the righteous path. We are virtuous and proper. We did not corrupt the cultivation world's moral standards! And Chen Luo had nothing to do with it!” With that, the family elder brought out the three essentials for a funeral: a suona, wailing, and tears. One soul-shattering tune later, every cultivator who heard it burst apart.