Reborn as a Purple-Robed Zombie King, and You Think Daoist Thunder Magic Is Reasonable?

Su Mo transmigrates to the Dharma-Ending Age ten thousand years ago. To stay alive while waiting for the System, he turns himself into a zombie, dons a purple robe symbolizing the Daoist sect’s highest rank, and guards an imperial tomb for ten thousand years. Ten thousand years later, spiritual qi revival begins, strange beasts run rampant, and humanity’s martial arts have fallen into decline. When an S-rank Beast King smashes through the imperial tomb’s gates, ready for a feast, the coffin lid goes flying. Su Mo, dressed in a tattered purple robe, slowly sits up. He looks at the enormous creature before him, curls his lips, and bares his fangs. “Little thing, you’ve got a peculiar look. Bet you taste pretty good.” The next second, everything changes! 【Purple Firmament Yin Thunder】: He conjures black lightning with his bare hands, built to destroy flesh and soul. The S-rank Beast King is carbonized on the spot! 【Dark Golden Light Mantra】: His protective golden light turns into dark purple tassels. All techniques fail against it, and anyone who touches it dies as their life force is drained! 【Uncorrupted Bone Corpse Body】: He takes a direct hit from a nuclear bomb without a scratch and tears a steel dragon apart with one hand. His body is tougher than a god’s! 【Zombie Emperor’s Great Decree】: At a single cold snort, billions of bones in an ancient forbidden land drop to their knees and cry, “Long live our emperor!” Facing the trembling human powerhouses and despairing Beast Emperors, Su Mo straightens his purple robe and gives them a kindly smile. “Don’t get the wrong idea. I may be a zombie, but I cultivate orthodox Daoist techniques.” “Just give me something to eat, and I’ll keep you safe.” Watching the purple-robed figure chase divine beasts across the world, treat forbidden lands like all-you-can-eat buffets, and suck blood while chanting Daoist honorifics, all of humanity breaks down. “Is this thing really a zombie? Since when do zombies use thunder techniques with one hand and the Golden Light Mantra with the other?!” The Beast Emperors cry, “Stop chasing us! That purple-robed Grim Reaper is back to restock!”