Wait, Are You Really Going to Make Me Bankrupt This Time?

"Why am I making money right away?!" "That's not how running a company works!" "I should have ruined the company's products, sent the company's key employees off to slack around, and driven the company's stock price down to its daily limit." "Then, after losing all my assets, I'd go home and lie flat in comfort." "How did I end up making money right away?!" "I can't accept this!"