Striving to Cross: Shattering the Veil of the Star River

Author (muttering a chant): Row, row, fight through the mist shrouding the starry river.

Protagonist (sighing helplessly): Another catchy rhyme. Is this about taking a certification exam, sitting the graduate entrance exam, or applying for a government job?

Author (unfazed): The sea of stars stretches vast, countless ships race forth, and a thousand vessels compete to cross.

Protagonist (shrugging like a little bear): I can’t keep up with the rat race, but I can’t lie flat either. You want me to go cultivate on your behalf?

Author (pointing at the moon): Off you go. Destination: the Martial Immortal Star Domain.

Protagonist (cursing under his breath): Ah~ damn it! Don’t forget to give me my golden finger...