From the Start, Exposing the Emperor's Side Hustle Leaves Zhu Yuanzhang Dumbfounded

The firmament fractures, and the Golden Rankings appear! From the start, the sky screen reveals the emperors' secret sidelines. Those who make the list will receive generous rewards! Qin Shi Huang: “My sideline is infrastructure. I built the Great Wall and my mausoleum. Do I make the list?” Li Shimin: “My sideline is calligraphy, and I was also the Supreme General of the Heavenly Strategy Mansion. Surely I belong on the list!” Emperor Huizong of Song: “I'm unrivaled at painting birds, and my Slender Gold script is second to none. Who could deserve this list more than I?” Watching the emperors of every dynasty show off, Zhu Yuanzhang smiles faintly. “Heh. When it comes to career changes, I went from beggar to emperor. I have countless sidelines! Those rewards are as good as mine!” Then the rankings begin! The Ming emperors, each with their own bizarre sideline, take turns making the list! The Cricket-Obsessed Emperor Zhu Zhanji: “One chirp from a cricket, and you can earn a fortune in gold!” The Taoist Priest Zhu Houcong: “As long as you brew the pills well, immortality is within reach!” The Carpenter Emperor Zhu Youxiao: “I may be bad at governing, but you can't beat me at woodworking!” The Emperor Who Knocked on the Pass Zhu Qizhen: “Three years studying abroad with the Oirat, and I'm still a young man when I return!” The emperors of all dynasties burst out laughing. “Old Zhu, your descendants sure know how to have fun!” Watching the sky screen, Zhu Yuanzhang trembles with rage, then laughs furiously. “Fine, fine, so that's how we're playing? Sky screen! I don't want the rewards anymore! Let me through! I'll teach them how to behave!!”