I Catch Ghosts in Hong Kong Movies to Gain Performance

After staying up late to edit the ghost and animal video, Su Shuang opened his eyes again and unexpectedly walked into the set of a Hong Kong supernatural film. Su Shuang looked at the "two-piece set of physical transcendence" in his hand, and then looked at the Qing Dynasty zombies jumping energetically under the moonlight, and his heart collapsed: "Come out of the system! Who will give you a finger tiger at the beginning of catching ghosts? Let me, a beautiful girl, boxing with zombies?!" For performance, for survival, and more importantly for the immortality of the soul of complaining—— She raised the spray and waved her finger. Since then, the style of the supernatural universe of Hong Kong movies has completely gone astray: When Nie Xiaoqian cried about her fate, Su Shuang handed over the "Independent Female Ghost Training Manual" and the Hades HR business card. When Chu Renmei hummed a scary nursery rhyme, Su Shuang used his mobile phone to play a louder DJ version of "The Great Compassion Curse". When the old mountain village corpse crawled out of the bottom of the pool, Su Shuang took out a high-pressure water gun with glutinous rice and said: "Sisters, do you want to have a SPA?" Uncle Jiu looked at this girl who regarded Taoism as "project management", used scientific explanations of talismans, and carried an "anti-ghost arsenal" with her, and his brows twisted into a Chinese knot. Faced with this ruthless man who didn't recite spells or set up formations, but who came up with physical talk and mental blows, all kinds of demons and monsters began to suspect ghosts. While Su Shuang was brushing up his rapidly increasing performance points, he was dancing crazily in countless classic horror scenes: "It doesn't matter what age it is, catching ghosts also requires efficiency, following trends, and focusing on KPIs!" "Fellow Taoist, times have changed. It is now popular - physical persuasion and scientific salvation." One-sentence summary: A social worker transforms into a ghost-catching temporary worker, using KPI thinking and physical means to carve out an outrageous yet reasonable path to promotion and salary increase in a Hong Kong ghost movie.