Dressed as a Female Cockroach, Optimus Prime Forced Me to Chop Him with a Knife

I've traveled through time! Others dress up as heroines and dominate the scene, but I dress up as a female cockroach, Shuishui! ! ! What's even more outrageous is that Optimus Prime disguised himself as a Universiade truck with a Pinduoduo logo on it and chased me to "crush" me. Is this a grudge against me? My sister Gao Gao was thrown away by a truck tornado and almost became the "dessert" of a whale; her parents were so smoked by engine oil farts that they "fainted and turned into pandas" on the spot... I thought this was crazy enough, but I found out that there are Ultraman, Wong Tai Sin, and Monkey King gathering together to "organize and cause trouble" in the world? ? ? Is this a dimensional madhouse or a sand sculpture paradise? The last sentence: Readers, please give me a chop! Optimus Prime even held up his car keys to "force debt"! If he doesn't chop it down, he will crush me, this cockroach, into ashes!