I Am the Favorite of Four Old People

That day, I was bargaining with my daughter at the vegetable market when my mother-in-law called: "Go home quickly! Your husband's parents are here!" I thought I had encountered a scam until I saw ten Rolls-Royces parked in front of my house. The bejeweled lady hugged my husband and said, "Son, Mom finally found you!" The professor's adoptive parents behind him adjusted their glasses: "We can raise him together." So my family became the weirdest reorganized family—— The rich father took out the black card: "Grandson, spend whatever you want!" The professor's adoptive father took out "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" and said, "Here, grandpa will teach you calculus." My mother bought the entire amusement park: "My baby can play whatever he wants!" The adoptive mother opened the book of Mathematical Olympiad questions and said, "After completing this set of questions, grandma will take you to the library." Until my daughter held up the report card and announced: "My Mathematical Olympiad is ten points better than the Xiao Ming next door!" The four old men instantly escalated the fight: "I'll buy you an amusement park tomorrow!" "No! Grandpa will teach you calculus!" And my husband, who once collapsed, is now calmly drinking tea: "Let them quarrel, anyway, we are settled in this life of ice and fire."