I Am a Titled Douluo, but the System Prefers Me to Play the Role of a Loser

My name is Lin Xuantian, a titled Douluo, but my system thinks I'm a newbie. It asked me to "study" at Shrek Academy, and also issued various death-seeking missions. [Tricky mission: Kick Shrek out of the gym and claim that "The Seven Shrek Monsters are trash"] [Subversion mission: Prove to Xiao Wu that rabbits actually love carrots! … For the generous reward, I had no choice but to accept it "reluctantly". So, while Tang San was still practicing hard on hidden weapons, I had already used the magic knife to trim the edges of the Clear Sky Hammer. While Yu Xiaogang was still preaching about his "Ten Core Competencies", I flipped out a set of "Five Years of Soul Power and Three Years of Simulation". … Until the system released the ultimate mission: [Tricky target: God Realm Committee]... I seemed to be playing a little too hard.