Da Qin: the First Emperor Was Shocked. Are You Supervising the Country Like This?

Traveling through the Qin Dynasty, he became the ninth son of the First Emperor, Zhao Che. Father Ying Zheng visited the east and handed over the important task of supervising the country to him. Before leaving, he wiped his tears: Che'er, this mess has made you suffer! Zhao Che looked at the "difficult environment" of Da Qin and nodded with tears in his eyes: Father, don't worry, my son can endure hardships! So, as soon as the First Emperor left, Zhao Che began his "misery life": Is the palace you live in leaky? It's so bitter! Come here, burn cement, install glass, and make heating! The food we eat is for human consumption? It's so bitter! Come on, let's cook in the iron pot and cook in the hot pot and barbecue! When you go out in a carriage, your butt will be split into eight pieces? It's so bitter! Come on, lay the railroad and build the train! … Three months later, the First Emperor returned from his eastward tour. He was stunned when he saw the giant steel beasts and the people eating ice cream all over the city! The First Emperor (shocked): Cheer, do you call this suffering? ! My Epang Palace is not as luxurious as your toilet! Li Si (trembling): Your Majesty! The ninth prince thought the bamboo slips were harsh on his hands, so he made paper, which is now popular all over the world! Meng Tian (kneeling down): Your Majesty! The Ninth Young Master thought the Huns were too noisy, so he built a red cannon. Now there is no royal court in Mobei! Zhao Che collapsed on the sofa, drinking happy water, with a wronged expression: Father, you don't know that in order to improve this living condition, my son's hair is almost falling out. This prison country is too hard! After hearing this, the First Emperor waved his hand and stuffed the imperial seal into Zhao Che's arms: Since you can endure hardship so much, then I will retire! You will be the emperor and you will suffer me severely! Zhao Che:? ? ? Father, stop making trouble, I really just want to be a salted fish!