Another World: This Bard Is Far Too Heaven-Defying

My name is Rand Evans. I've been caught stealing before, but these days I'm a respectable bard. I'm no knight, with a strong physique, and I'm no wizard, with powerful magic to deal damage... If there's one virtue of mine worth praising, it's knowing when to bend and when to stand firm. Whether it's a count or a general, if they threaten my life, I'll dive into a slide tackle and drop to my knees with practiced ease. A real man knows when to bend and when to stand firm. [Ding! Detected that Delia has suddenly felt a hint of disdain and pity for you.] [Emotion Points +0.2] [Current Emotion Points: 9.2] [Reach ten Emotion Points to unlock your exclusive profession.] Next, I'm exceptionally rich in creativity and imagination. [Ding! Detected that Host has created The Selmoth Rhapsody. Effect bonus: temporarily grants Host and nearby people a slight increase in constitution and strength.] [Ding! Detected that Host has created The Riverbed Beneath Wubei Mountain. Effect bonus: makes Lin and everyone listening to the music share the performer's feelings, trapping them in a painful illusion.] [Ding! Detected that Host has created The Lonely Alpha Wolf. Effect bonus: allows a brief glimpse into the past and future.] [Ding! Detected that Host has created The Eternal Sovereign. Effect bonus: sing the poem of the end, and all life within range will wither as the melody concludes.] Hey, have you heard? A bard has become a god.