Everyone on the Internet Is Eating Melon Seeds, but We Are the Only Ones Eating Real Melon Seeds.

I dressed up as a vicious heroine in an entertainment industry novel, and the system asked me to frame the heroine. I changed the poison into melon seeds and started smoking it with the top male protagonist on a variety show. "Brother, where is your official position?" The top leader spat out the melon seed skin: "What a coincidence, I am the assessor of the Cross-travel Bureau, and I reminded you because your performance was too low." After the show aired, the entire network was obsessed with our silly CP. The male protagonist of the original novel hugged my thigh and cried: "Please let us go with the plot, my wife is going to run away with the villain!" Dingliu and I looked at each other and took out a bigger bag of melon seeds at the same time: "Tell me more about the elopement. Will these melons stay ripe?"