After Wearing a Conspicuous Bag, I Relied on Sand Sculptures to Dominate the Ancient Times

Su Xiaoxiao, a modern social animal, never expected that the ancestral jade pendant smashed on her head was not a legacy, but a gift to time travel - or Su Ruan, the concubine of the minister's house who was about to be packed up and thrown to the countryside at the beginning. In order to save her life, she was forced to activate Yu Perry's "broken system" and embarked on the road of no return to conquer ancient times with sand sculptures: she used the "protein theory" to fool her aunt Dun Dun into eating eggs until she became flatulent, drew a crooked globe for the general's stupid son to popularize science about the "round earth theory" and was regarded as witchcraft. He wanted to lie down and save his life, but he was forcibly appointed by the emperor as the "Royal Funny Advisor" and forced into the Jianghu to investigate the case. She brought an invisibility cloak that squawked and a system punishment that could turn into a pig. Together with Shen Qingci, the coldest swordsman who was afraid of insects, and the talkative pig turned into a money-mad prince, she formed the "Sand Sculpture Expedition Team": she used her live-streaming skills to eliminate counterfeit medicine dens, used her square dance to scare away poisonous snakes, and turned the court intrigues into a "PPT competition to seize the direct descendants." When the cold-faced emperor chased her out of the palace, and the arrogant swordsman defended her from a knife and was injured, Su Xiaoxiao looked at the "Emperor's Beard Sticker" and "Swordsman's Dog Hair Broken Hair" awarded by the system in her hand, and suddenly realized - it seemed that she had accidentally turned the life-saving drama into a Shura field? "Wait a minute, did you ancient people work so hard in love?" "Forget about love for now, the queen wants you to go to the harem to have a talk show!" A hilarious adventure in which a modern social animal turns ancient times upside down with happiness. From a concubine in a minister's palace to a "conspicuous bag" sought after by the whole government, she proves that you can dominate the world even if you are funny!