Chongzhen: Make the Ming Dynasty Great Again!

Qian Yiqian: "Your Majesty! Wei Ni's eunuchs have exhausted all the bamboos in Nanshan, and their crimes are endless. They have conquered the waves of the East China Sea, and their evil will be endless..." Wei Zhongxian: "Long live my Lord! This old slave has been blessed by God. Although he has been ruined, he has no regrets. I only hate that this old slave is old and weak, unable to rectify the emperor's side, bring peace to the country, and wipe out the Donglin rebellious party..." Li Zicheng: "They are not good birds!" Qian Yiqian, Wei Zhongxian and other officials said: "Your Majesty, the intruder turns the wind into clouds and his hands into rain. If we don't punish this thief, there will be endless troubles..." Chongzhen: "Everyone who loves me, please follow me and shout loudly: Make the Ming Dynasty great again!" None of the civil and military officials in the Huangji Palace noticed that the emperor was laughing secretly as he stood up from the golden dragon throne. What eunuch? Donglin Party? Li Zicheng still wants to lead troops to attack the capital? You are all childish when it comes to playing politics! I don't even think about what major I graduated from. Today's Chongzhen is no longer the headstrong Zhu Youjian who ended up hanging on a willow tree in Meishan with a straw rope. Today's Chongzhen, formerly known as Zhu Xiangdong, is a liberal arts student who graduated from the 985 University! What is a collapse start? Is Tianhu Tianju good? The five stars came out of the east to benefit China, killed the Southern Qiang, conquered the four barbarians, surrendered to Shanyu, and reached the limitless sky. Ming Dynasty is great again!